Haha so true. If you're gonna leave why the big fanfare? Just fuck off and go chase your next endeavor.

What they really want is hordes of people crying in the streets, distraught and screaming "Noooooo! Don't leave!", but no one really gives a fuck. Which makes it even more funny.

I might write a piece saying why I'm staying, then repost it with slight variations for months to come. Just so the people have something different to read 🤣.