One of the things I love about this part of the world is the unique way of thinking 😂.

No one truly understands it but usually, there is a method behind the madness — whether it’s rational or not is a different story.

Good luck with the shortage of bog roll, I may go and stock up now in case this epidemic spreads across the pond to NZ.

Fuck wiping your ass with a dry piece of grass, especially as we are experiencing a water shortage at the moment 😂.

Nice piece, thanks for sharing 👍.